Abysssssssmal...

How would you feel if your day goes like this:

you wake up because of a phone call. Hoping that it's from back home you run to pick it up only to find that it's the good for nothing lady with a voice like that of a cat with a fish cartilage stuck in her throat trying to sell you direcTV for the 100th time.

You can't go back to sleep because now you are terribly hungry.

You go down to the kitchen only to realize that there is no cereal or milk left

Gulping down some orange juice and eating the toast that has been lying in the toaster for more than a week, you go to the dept. to teach a class.

During the class, you hear a growling sound and turn back to see if there is anything wrong with the heating system only to find out that the sound is actually coming from the involuntary vibrations of the epiglottis of a certain indivisual in slumberland.

After the class you have to go and meet your adviser

You decide that you need a break and decide to check out the BIG SALE going on in Express and Mexx, but when you drive down to the Mall you find out that the BIG is not really big... You still end up buying things

While coming back, you enter a jug handle and are flabbergasted to see a car coming right at you. You exclaim: What the F*** is this guy doing

You emerge from the jug handle thinking that the things can't get worse than this to see a cop car waiting for you and a cop standing in front of your car. It was in fact you who was doing the crazy thing - The DO NOT ENTER sign that you thought was for the other road next to the one you took was in fact for you...

Why do bad things happen to good people ?