Drink Cognac !

If you're frustru and you know it, drink Cognac.


If you could not watch THE GURU, drink Cognac
If frustration starts to accrue, drink Cognac.
If the graphs are highly random,
You're stuck with a conundrum,
just sign ONE memorandum,
drink Cognac !

If your tax refund is pending, drink cognac.
If you have no bucks for spending, drink cognac.
If nervous breakdown is near,
and torment is severe,
no vodka and no beer,
drink cognac !

If you feel highly nostalgic, Drink Cognac.
you need a strong antalgic, Drink Cognac.
If the generals are at hand,
and you don't understand,
what's NOR gate and what's NAND,
drink cognac !

If you know prisoner's dilemma, drink cognac.
if you can't prove Fatau's lemma, drink cognac.
If you're fined for a book,
that you never took,
don't give me that "f*** y**" look,
drink cognac !

If your paunch is quickly growing, drink cognac.
If your love handles are showing, drink cognac.
You feel the need for slimming,
you do a lot of gymming,
after that tiring swimming,
drink cognac !

If you're happy and you know it, drink cognac.
If you know you're not then show it, drink cognac.
If you don't have any sorrow,
I have some you can borrow,
So see you today or tomorrow,
drink cognac !

If the night is clear and warm, drink cognac.
if you're stuck in a thunderstorm, drink cognac.
if it's spring or autumn season,
the trees are pink or crimson,
you don't have one good reason ?
drink cognac !